CODE Hacker for the World,
Programming Tool Maker, Stacker of w00t,
Player with Rails and the Nation's Error Handler,
SourceForge, Cheese Shop, CPAN,
City of the Big Dynamic Language Conferences:...
I just found out that Chicago, after hosting PyCon in March, will host YAPC::NA in June, and hosted RailsConf in 2006. Crazy!
Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need makes a joke that every single state claims to be "dynamic". Looks like they all lose to Chicago, though, because that's where the real dynamic types come to play.